THOUGHTS
SOME OF THESE ARE PROFOUND AND THOUGHTFUL AND SOME OF THEM ARE DOWNRIGHT GOOFY (PRETTY MUCH LIKE PEOPLE!!*S*)
NOTHING CAN MATCH THE TREASURE OF COMMON MEMORIES, OF TRIALS ENDURED TOGETHER.
MEASURE PEOPLE BY THE SIZE OF THEIR HEARTS
NOT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS!
LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS.....
YOU CAN'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM
ALL YOURSELF!!!
SOME FOLKS THINK THAT THEY'RE HOT SNOT....
BUT THEY'RE JUST COLD BOOGERS ON A PAPER
PLATE!
EVER WONDER HOW YOUR LIFE WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT HAD YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU "UNDERPANTS"???? I HAVE...I THINK THAT THIS IS WHERE THE GOOFY PART COMES IN!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT, THO...."UNDERPANTS SMITH, COME TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS!" OR "UNDERPANTS JONES, MAY I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE." KINDA MAKES YA APPRECIATE BEING A DEBBIE OR A BOB, DOESN'T IT?????? :)
MADNESS TAKES ITS' TOLL...............
PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE!!!!!!
DON'T USE WORDS OR TIME CARELESSLY,
NEITHER CAN BE RETRIEVED.
( I THINK THAT I JUST DID BOTH WITH THE PASSAGE ABOVE! HEEHEE)
OK...YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANNA!
GO ON BACK TO MUZZ'S HOME AND LOOK AT EM ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!